Time for a timeout?
Yes, the presidential candidates are not children getting cranky or refusing to share. Yes, they are adults. But recent actions and behavior in the long and uber-crazy primary season lead to only one conclusion.
Hill, Bernie, the Donnie, Teddy-Boy and John-John need to go sit in their respective quiet spots for a while and think about how they are behaving.
Hill’s playmate, New York Billy de Blasio, needs to find a corner, as well.
This past Sunday, Hill and New York Billy appeared at a political event and tried to impress the crowd by laughingly employing a scripted comedy sequence.
And why not? These are funny people, right?
Noting that the mayor took a long time to give the former New York senator his endorsement, Hill said: “Thanks for the endorsement, Bill. Took you long enough.”
Inexplicably, and with extreme tone deafness, New York Billy replied: “Sorry, Hillary, I was running on C.P. time.”
The audience reaction underlined the offensiveness of New York Billy’s remark, given that “C.P. time” not only is a racially insensitive abbreviation for “colored people’s time” but also is a remark that many had hoped had faded from use.
“The controversy couldn’t come at a more inauspicious time for Clinton,” writes Adam Howard on the NBC News website. “… Bill Clinton has been in the hot seat this past week for public, racially charged clashes with Black Lives Matter protesters. Both Clintons have been increasingly under fire for the past vociferous support for a 1994 crime bill which has not been faulted for sky high incarceration rates, which has disproportionately impacted African-Americans.”
And then there’s Bernie, who was blasted last week by former Israeli Ambassador Michael Oren for his claim that Israel has killed more than 10,000 innocent Palestinians in Gaza. On Sunday, when being interviewed on CNN, Bernie dismissed the criticism, but showed — surprisingly — that he didn’t know who Oren is.
“Who is Mr. Oren?” Mr. Sanders said after being asked about the criticism.
This came atop their earlier “qualified/unqualified” squabble that was reminiscent of two kids screaming in the street.
Did so! Did not! Did so! Did not!
They questioned each other’s bona fides to be president. Bernie wondered about Hill’s integrity and Hill suggested that Bernie is not a “real Democrat.”
As for the Donnie: he is getting very cranky because he doesn’t like how others are playing. He’s probably hungry or needs a nap.
“You saw what happened in Colorado,” he whined after his most recent defeat. “It’s a fix. … It’s a rigged, disgusting, dirty system.”
And then there are the other kids with whom the Donnie hangs. Noted Kirstan Conley in the New York Post: “Trump was introduced by Jennifer Crisafulli, who was fired on ‘The Apprentice’ and lost a job in real life after being criticized for comments about ‘two old Jewish fat ladies’ who she said were ‘jaded old bags.’”
Teddy-Boy, meanwhile, the self-described outsider with whom no one wanted to play, has become acceptable because … well, just because. “If they gave out a report card for first-term senators, Cruz would get an F for ‘plays well with others’,” writes Jonah Goldberg in the Los Angeles Times in a column titled “Ted Cruz isn’t Donald Trump, so he’s good enough.”
Goldberg notes the irony that Teddy-Boy spent years building his reputation as the guy who wants to tear down the system, “and now it’s the system, not necessarily the voters, that may put him over the top.”
And now Teddy-Boy has accused the Donnie of threatening delegates; this was part of his response to the Donnie’s claims that Teddy-Boy used “gestapo” tactics to win in Colorado.
“That is a tactic of union thugs,” he said during the interview with Glenn Beck, reports ABC News. “That is violence. It is oppressive. The idea that Donald is threatening delegates, we’re seeing that pattern over and over again. Donald needs to understand he’s not Michael Corleone, Donald needs to stop threatening the voters. He needs to stop threatening the delegates. He is not a mobster.”
John-John, meanwhile, is getting punchy because he has been talking – and saying nice things – for months, but no one is listening. So he’s decided to go in a new direction.
“The Ohio governor’s speech at the Women’s National Republican Club in New York had all the trappings of a presidential affair, with ‘Hail to the Chief’ piped into the room and American flags prominently placed behind him,” wrote Eliza Collins in Politico.
And John-John was very critical of his opponents … for the first time. “Some who feed off of the fears and anger that is felt by some of us and exploit it feed their own insatiable desire for fame or attention,” he said. “That could drive America down into a ditch, not make us great again.”
He also said the other kids (ah, adults) are not playing nice and suggesting “disturbing” solutions and behavior, including religious tests for immigration, targeted neighborhood surveillance, draconian tariffs, and a dramatic rethink of NATO.
“I have stood on a stage and watched with amazement as candidates wallowed in the mud, viciously attacked one another, called each other liars and disparaged each other’s character,” he said. “Those who continuously push that type of behavior are not worthy of the office they are seeking.”
But wait, the experts aren’t certain about the value of timeouts.
“Next time the need for discipline arises, parents might consider a ‘time-in’: forging a loving connection, such as sitting with the child and talking or comforting,” write Daniel J. Siegel, M.D., and Tina Payne, Bryson, Ph.D., in Time magazine. “Some time to calm down can be extremely valuable for children, teaching them how to pause and reflect on their behavior.”
Talking and comforting? Maybe we can work that into the upcoming debates.